All the time deal with it up!

This isn’t a busy site and there certainly isn’t any reason for anyone, including bots, to spam my posts with comments. It still happens. Fortunately the Askimet plugin catches 99% of them and they never even make it to me for review. Some of them do slip in and they are always a delight to read. Here is the latest example:

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Interesting eh? I love the last sentence: All the time deal with it up! We can all embrace this. It’s the spam way of saying get your shit together; put on your big girl panties; handle it; face it; suck it up; get real, shit happens.

So go about your day and All the time deal with it up! Thank you kind stranger edmundobrock.

Yearly Update

Just a bunch of pics to keep things updated.

Aardvark Topsites & PHP v7.2 Fix

Aardvark Topsites is a php script that was originally developed about 15 years ago, designed to present websites as a dynamic ordered list. A topsites list ranks a group of related sites by popularity. Webmasters join the topsites list and are given a button to put on their site and link back to the topsites list. Aardvark Topsites PHP is a free topsites script built on PHP and MySQL. It is licensed under the GNU General Public License. The last official release was in 2009.

Aardvark has a number of issues but the most annoying for those running the script are the poor spam detection and the inability to run under recent releases of php. I have been running an Aardvark topsites script since 2005 ( and have managed to work around both of the most annoying problems mentioned above.

First, the annoying spam issue. This was a very low tech but successful fix. After trying capcha changes and other coding tricks I finally just changed my sign-up form. Since most spam applications are bot driven, I added a question that says “Enter the SECRET PASSWORD”. The answer is given clearly and obviously in the separate sign-up instructions page where it says:

"How do I answer the question about Secret Password? The Secret Password is 
CUMULUS (all capital letters)

Since adding this question I have had zero spam sign-up attempts.

The second problem was getting it to run on any php version above 5.6. Since support for php 5 ended in 2018 and my hosting platform was going to begin charging a monthly fee to continue using it, I looked and came up with a solution that allows running ATS on php 7.2 with a bare minimum of code changes. I have to give credit to Github user rubo77 for some of the code which was modified to work on ATS. Here is what I did.

  1. Create a new file named located in three locations. ROOT, SOURCES, and SOURCES/SQL. It essentially creates new global variables that replace all mysql_* calls with the new mysqli_* calls, and a few other issues. The code can be downloaded as a .txt file here. Just rename the file with a .php extension instead of .txt.
  2. Add the following single line near the top of your mysql.php file which is located in SOURCES/SQL. Add it after the comments section.

That’s all. You should then be able to change your php version to 7.2.

If you have any questions you can reach me using the Contact Me page on this site or the link on Hope this helps someone.

Surgery for Carpal Tunnel

Over the past year I have noticed a steadily increasing numbness in my right hand, primarily affecting my thumb and middle finger. A trip to an orthopedist confirmed a carpal tunnel constriction diagnosis. In addition to the numbness the doctor pointed out a significant muscle atrophy of my Opponens muscle at the base of my thumb.

So, open release carpal tunnel surgery was completed a few weeks ago.  It was an easy procedure performed on an outpatient basis that took 15-20 minutes and kept me there for a few hours total. It was done under MAP (Managed Anesthesia Care), the same twilight sedation used for a colonoscopy. I missed two days of work and have been back doing modified light duties.

Recovery was straightforward; OTC pain meds for a day or so, then just a bandage until the 6 sutures were removed 12 days later.

After two weeks I notice little improvement, in fact the nerve pain seems more pronounced. My doctor says that the nerves will slowly begin to recover from being pinched, but may take 90 days or more, during which time they will cause some acute sharp pain as they come back online.

I guess this is what I get for using a keyboard and mouse for over 36 years.

Long Overdue Update

Lots has happened in the past couple years. Left Florida and moved north to New Jersey. I recently spent some time fixing a bunch of issues with this blog and figured I would post some photos.

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Reached some goals…

IMG_0597I‘ve been trying to lose some weight since I moved to Florida in April and I finally hit my first goal. I started at a whopping 277 and set a target on 230, which I reached today!  47 pounds shed!

The trick for me was to exercise regularly. I began tracking activity with Runkeeper, first walking and then running/walking intervals. I ran my first 5K on June 14, and have done 2 more since.

In addition to losing the weight, I also ran a personal best pace time yesterday!

I’ve now established a second weight loss goal of getting down to 199 lbs. If I’m dedicated it should happen between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I feel good!

I’m also tracking calories using the iPhone and web app LoseIt. I tried myfitnesspal which is now owned by Under Armour, but found it more cumbersome and slow to enter nutrition informationmfp.

Even though the graphic above shows my progress using myfitnesspal, I don’t ever actually log in or use it to track anything. It receives automatic weight updates from my Fitbit Aria scale which tracks my weight daily, and automatically generates the cool progress graphics.

Another great benefit of all this activity is that my Withings Blood Pressure monitor has confirmed that my BP has been dropping steadily.

The Great American Bacon Race!

Fun event, but a little bit pricey. I guess they need to cover the cost of giving away bacon at two water/bacon stations during the run, and at the bacon party afterwards. Oh, and also pay for the big honkin’ heavy bacon finisher medallions.

The Orlando Eye

The Wheel at Icon Park opened on May 4, 2015 and I finally went to check it out!

My flight time was scheduled for 4:45 (tickets online in advance), but I received an email about an hour ahead saying it was ‘not in operation’ and that I could make use of my ticket anytime in the next 30 days. A quick call to them didn’t get me any more details or an estimate time of repair, but they did give me a direct number to call to check on status. So, I went for drinks at Bahama Breeze!

After several calls they finally said it was ready to fly again, and rescheduled me for 8:15.

It really is a neat ride.


Took a trip to Disney Epcot, haven’t been there in 20 [click for full size image]years or so. Had a great day just walking all around Bay Lake visiting all the countries.

Lunch at Tutto Italia Ristorante in Italy and dinner at the Yachtsman Steakhouse in the Yacht Club Resort. Beautiful water ponds in China and the Victoria Gardens in Canada.

Closed the evening with fireworks at the Disney Hollywood Studios.

The Frozen Fireworks! ↓

Having a beer with my little friend

He was under my table. He talked me into saving up to 15% on some great discount auto insurance.