- SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
- DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas.
- NARCISSISM: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
- PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
- PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (& then took it all away).
- BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- SOCIOPATH: Joy to the world…I have come.
Dec 20 2012