Category: Funny

Having a beer with my little friend

He was under my table. He talked me into saving up to 15% on some great discount auto insurance.

English can be weird…

Not a good day. #zombie

Obtuse Bronze Sculpture

I can’t tell what this statue is all about. Is she being arrested and going to get frisked? Or is she preparing for position 78 in the Kama Sutra?

Christmas Carols For Psychiatric Patients

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas. NARCISSISM: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (& then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts …

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It’s all about perspective

Be careful when taking your Christmas pics!

Kerning (letter spacing) is Important

TSA #airplane #flying #travel