He was under my table. He talked me into saving up to 15% on some great discount auto insurance.
Category: Funny
Dec 24 2012
Obtuse Bronze Sculpture
I can’t tell what this statue is all about. Is she being arrested and going to get frisked? Or is she preparing for position 78 in the Kama Sutra?
Dec 20 2012
Christmas Carols For Psychiatric Patients
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas. NARCISSISM: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (& then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts …
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Rick’s Runkeeper
- Total runs - 321
- Total distance - 776.51 miles
- Total time - 202 hrs, 8 mins, 12 secs
- Avg distance - 2.42 miles
- Avg pace - 15:37 min/mi
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Recent Runs
- August 20, 2017, 5:13 pm, 83°
- Distance - 2.02 miles
- Duration - 27 mins, 20 secs
- Avg pace - 13:32 min/mi
- August 18, 2017, 3:54 pm, 82°
- Distance - 2.02 miles
- Duration - 28 mins, 31 secs
- Avg pace - 14:07 min/mi
- August 16, 2017, 4:51 pm, 85°
- Distance - 1.4 miles
- Duration - 21 mins, 9 secs
- Avg pace - 15:06 min/mi
- August 15, 2017, 4:59 pm, 74°
- Distance - 1.13 miles
- Duration - 15 mins, 44 secs
- Avg pace - 13:55 min/mi
- August 13, 2017, 11:15 am, 80°
- Distance - 2.62 miles
- Duration - 41 mins, 11 secs
- Avg pace - 15:43 min/mi
Longest Runs
- September 5, 2010, 11:43 am, 85°
- Distance - 5.24 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 20 mins, 27 secs
- Avg pace - 15:21 min/mi
- September 8, 2010, 10:29 am, 62°
- Distance - 5.18 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 22 mins, 44 secs
- Avg pace - 15:58 min/mi
- September 4, 2010, 10:53 am, 75°
- Distance - 5.16 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 28 mins, 34 secs
- Avg pace - 17:10 min/mi
- September 10, 2010, 6:07 pm, 69°
- Distance - 5.16 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 22 mins, 26 secs
- Avg pace - 15:59 min/mi
- October 8, 2010, 3:46 pm, 61°
- Distance - 5.15 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 19 mins, 16 secs
- Avg pace - 15:23 min/mi
Fastest Runs
- October 2, 2015, 11:17 am, 82°
- Distance - 2 miles
- Duration - 24 mins, 14 secs
- Avg pace - 12:07 min/mi
- August 9, 2015, 4:00 pm, 92°
- Distance - 1.8 miles
- Duration - 22 mins, 9 secs
- Avg pace - 12:18 min/mi
- December 9, 2011, 9:06 am, 21°
- Distance - 3.51 miles
- Duration - 43 mins, 24 secs
- Avg pace - 12:22 min/mi
- November 1, 2015, 10:55 am, 59°
- Distance - 3.16 miles
- Duration - 40 mins, 45 secs
- Avg pace - 12:54 min/mi
- August 6, 2015, 6:16 pm, 87°
- Distance - 2.36 miles
- Duration - 30 mins, 33 secs
- Avg pace - 12:57 min/mi
