He was under my table. He talked me into saving up to 15% on some great discount auto insurance.
Category: Funny
Dec 24 2012
Obtuse Bronze Sculpture
I can’t tell what this statue is all about. Is she being arrested and going to get frisked? Or is she preparing for position 78 in the Kama Sutra?
Dec 20 2012
Christmas Carols For Psychiatric Patients
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas. NARCISSISM: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (& then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts …
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My Runkeeper Walks/Runs
- Total runs - 417
- Total distance - 848.35 miles
- Total time - 239 hrs, 16 mins, 6 secs
- Avg distance - 2.03 miles
- Avg pace - 16:55 min/mi
- Number runs - 53
- Total distance - 39.4 miles
- Total time - 19 hrs, 20 mins, 10 secs
- Avg distance - 0.74 miles
- Avg pace - 29:27 min/mi
- Number runs - 11
- Total distance - 8.61 miles
- Total time - 3 hrs, 50 mins, 10 secs
- Avg distance - 0.78 miles
- Avg pace - 26:44 min/mi
- Number runs - 12
- Total distance - 8.62 miles
- Total time - 4 hrs, 2 mins, 38 secs
- Avg distance - 0.72 miles
- Avg pace - 28:09 min/mi
- Number runs - 2
- Total distance - 1.05 miles
- Total time - 28 mins, 16 secs
- Avg distance - 0.53 miles
- Avg pace - 26:55 min/mi
- Number runs - 5
- Total distance - 4.24 miles
- Total time - 1 hrs, 59 mins, 15 secs
- Avg distance - 0.85 miles
- Avg pace - 28:07 min/mi
Recent Runs
- September 17, 2020, 4:00 pm
- Distance - 0.61 miles
- Duration - 15 mins, 14 secs
- Avg pace - 24:58 min/mi
- September 16, 2020, 8:20 pm
- Distance - 0.44 miles
- Duration - 13 mins, 2 secs
- Avg pace - 29:37 min/mi
- September 13, 2020, 3:52 pm
- Distance - 0.31 miles
- Duration - 9 mins, 57 secs
- Avg pace - 32:06 min/mi
- September 13, 2020, 10:22 am
- Distance - 1.04 miles
- Duration - 30 mins, 16 secs
- Avg pace - 29:06 min/mi
- September 12, 2020, 5:43 pm
- Distance - 1.21 miles
- Duration - 34 mins, 26 secs
- Avg pace - 28:27 min/mi
- September 9, 2020, 6:50 pm
- Distance - 0.94 miles
- Duration - 22 mins, 40 secs
- Avg pace - 24:07 min/mi
- September 7, 2020, 9:25 am
- Distance - 0.74 miles
- Duration - 21 mins, 53 secs
- Avg pace - 29:34 min/mi
- September 6, 2020, 12:46 pm
- Distance - 0.59 miles
- Duration - 14 mins, 56 secs
- Avg pace - 25:19 min/mi
- September 5, 2020, 3:11 pm
- Distance - 0.96 miles
- Duration - 21 mins, 17 secs
- Avg pace - 22:10 min/mi
- September 3, 2020, 2:33 pm
- Distance - 1.24 miles
- Duration - 30 mins, 3 secs
- Avg pace - 24:14 min/mi
Longest Runs
- September 5, 2010, 11:43 am
- Distance - 5.24 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 20 mins, 27 secs
- Avg pace - 15:21 min/mi
- September 8, 2010, 10:29 am
- Distance - 5.18 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 22 mins, 44 secs
- Avg pace - 15:58 min/mi
- September 10, 2010, 6:07 pm
- Distance - 5.16 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 22 mins, 26 secs
- Avg pace - 15:59 min/mi
- September 4, 2010, 10:53 am
- Distance - 5.16 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 28 mins, 34 secs
- Avg pace - 17:10 min/mi
- September 12, 2010, 5:39 pm
- Distance - 5.15 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 23 mins, 31 secs
- Avg pace - 16:13 min/mi
- October 8, 2010, 3:46 pm
- Distance - 5.15 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 19 mins, 16 secs
- Avg pace - 15:23 min/mi
- October 5, 2010, 4:58 pm
- Distance - 5.12 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 20 mins, 18 secs
- Avg pace - 15:41 min/mi
- September 6, 2010, 4:15 pm
- Distance - 5.1 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 22 mins, 12 secs
- Avg pace - 16:07 min/mi
- September 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
- Distance - 5.03 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 16 mins, 49 secs
- Avg pace - 15:16 min/mi
- September 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
- Distance - 5.03 miles
- Duration - 1 hrs, 13 mins, 33 secs
- Avg pace - 14:37 min/mi
Fastest Runs
- October 2, 2015, 11:17 am
- Distance - 2 miles
- Duration - 24 mins, 14 secs
- Avg pace - 12:07 min/mi
- August 9, 2015, 4:00 pm
- Distance - 1.8 miles
- Duration - 22 mins, 9 secs
- Avg pace - 12:18 min/mi
- December 9, 2011, 9:06 am
- Distance - 3.51 miles
- Duration - 43 mins, 24 secs
- Avg pace - 12:22 min/mi
- November 1, 2015, 10:55 am
- Distance - 3.16 miles
- Duration - 40 mins, 45 secs
- Avg pace - 12:54 min/mi
- August 6, 2015, 6:16 pm
- Distance - 2.36 miles
- Duration - 30 mins, 33 secs
- Avg pace - 12:57 min/mi
- October 14, 2015, 2:19 pm
- Distance - 2.06 miles
- Duration - 26 mins, 44 secs
- Avg pace - 12:59 min/mi
- October 4, 2015, 3:05 pm
- Distance - 4.36 miles
- Duration - 56 mins, 36 secs
- Avg pace - 12:59 min/mi
- October 23, 2015, 2:09 pm
- Distance - 3.12 miles
- Duration - 40 mins, 37 secs
- Avg pace - 13:01 min/mi
- September 24, 2015, 5:12 pm
- Distance - 2.39 miles
- Duration - 31 mins, 13 secs
- Avg pace - 13:04 min/mi
- August 28, 2015, 2:25 pm
- Distance - 2.34 miles
- Duration - 30 mins, 41 secs
- Avg pace - 13:07 min/mi
